Your dad touched me again.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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