it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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