so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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