Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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