dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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