That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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