i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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