listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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