What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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