D3 body, D1 cock
At least make sure they are 18
Why
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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