I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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