i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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