So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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