how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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