Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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