we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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