I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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