whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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