She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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