Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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