there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Never underestimate the power of titties
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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