In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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