I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
