you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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