She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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