Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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