we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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