Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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