"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think people are normalizing furries
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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