Heybabeimwearingurpanties
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can't trust your balls anymore.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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