i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
