Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
