why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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