I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Floor bacon is actually really good
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
im on a boat
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