we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
do nipples grow back?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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