real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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