i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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