this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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