Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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