Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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