Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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