Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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