I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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