last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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