why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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