On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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