So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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