I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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