Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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