He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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