Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
