We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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