Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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