so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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