Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.

(519): View more from Ontario

If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.

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(740): View more from Ohio

worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!

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(303): View more from Colorado

No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.

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(904): View more from Florida

I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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(609): View more from New Jersey

did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

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(614): View more from Ohio

He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.

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