so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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