Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize