If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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